The Ten Virtual Land Commandments
Level 3-Virgin Metaverse Analyst
The Ten Virtual Land Commandments
Rule Numero Uno: Never Let No One Know How Much Robux You Hold
The Robux breed Jealousy.
Neva let no one you are working with know how much Robux you hold, Developers are just as shmoney hungry as you. They rob and steal, they’ll find out how much Robux you hold and charge you for a bad deal.
Rule Number Two: Never let 'em know your next move.
Neva let ‘em know your next move, People workin for you doesn’t mean they aint workin for the opps, they be schemin and lurkin waiting to make a move. Don’t you know bad boys move in silence and violence ? Take it from ya highness.
Rule Number Three: Never trust nobody.
Never trust nobody, Developers, GFX Designers, Brands, Partners, and associates alike are not your friends. They are tools to be used, and you will be the tool that’s used if you don’t watch out and get caught actin like a fool.
Number 4: I Know You Heard This Before, Never Get High On Your Own Supply
Neva use your Robux for purposes unrelated to da purpose of making mo robux, Users will get hungry and ball out ina nother reality, don’t be fooled. Focus on the moves.
Number 5: Never Let ‘em Know Where You Rest At
Neva let nobody know where you rest at, in the virtual economy things need to remain virtual. Intentions aren’t always pure. Cops be knocking at ya front door, working with minors ? Enjoy the lock up.
Number 6: That Goddamn Credit? Dead It
You think a Child paying you back ? Forget it. Gotta be smooth, we can’t use them contracts & lawyers, gotta be smart about how you move. Majority of developers are children, no need to explain who you are and what you do. Make ya point fast and smooth.
Number 7: This Rule Is So Underrated, Keep Your Family and Business Completely Separated
Your developers will be by ya side for maybe a year, don’t mix it up they ain’t family fool. If they ain’t building, toss em. Time is everything in Virtual Real Estate, you gotta move man, move ! Competition shows up quickly & efficiently. Don’t be caught lackin trying to make relationships that don’t matter.
Number 8: Never Keep No Weight On You!
How you gonna find cliente and associates moving on ya main ? You wanna let em know how much Robux you hold ? Let them know you rich, they’ll be slow and drain you like a bitch.
Number 9: Shoulda Been Number 1 to Me, If You Ain't Gettin' Bagged Stay The Fuck From Police
If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police. These are kids we workin with, you wanna go to jail fool ? Make the wrong moves and you’ll have ya name heard across the Top Devs and we won’t work with you.
Number 10: A Strong Word Called Consignment
Flipping Virtual Land strictly for live men, not for freshmen. Ideas come and move, stick to the newbie strategy copy & move, copy & move. I’ve been making moves since the start of this shit.
If not you’ll be eating Crickets in Twenty Thirty Five.
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